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Debates

Date Department Forum Title
Thu 17 Sep 2020 Department for Transport Commons Chamber Excerpts from: Oral Answers to Questions
Chris Heaton-Harris contributed 10 speeches (672 words)
Thu 10 Sep 2020 Department for Transport Commons Chamber Excerpts from: Manchester Piccadilly to Rose Hill Marple Trains
Chris Heaton-Harris contributed 4 speeches (1,712 words)

Tweets

Date Department or MP
20 Sep 2020, 3 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

My Mate phoned the Doctor yesterday and told her that he didn't believe the first 4 vowels exist. The Doctor said:"Not you as well?"

20 Sep 2020, 10:34 a.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Brilliant. Why shout at tea when you can laugh with it... Well done @YorkshireTea https://t.co/1uvQur56U2

19 Sep 2020, 3 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

My mate was in a band called: "Half Man Half Bull." They only played a few gigs across a few pubs in the Midlands. It was a minor tour.

19 Sep 2020, 2:30 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Just about to ref my first game of the season at Roade FC v Old Bradwell Reserves. 3pm KO. Why not come down and watch a great game of amateur football? https://t.co/ZZU8k2Tcr8

18 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

An ion turns to his mate and says: "I think I've lost an electron". "Are you sure?". "Yes" says the ion "I'm positive."

18 Sep 2020, 2:52 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

This afternoon I’m heading to Hull to open (formally) the new Cycle Hub at Hull Paragon Interchange which I’m looking forward to seeing. Currently on a spotless Northern service from Doncaster. https://t.co/xG3fwpo6X3

17 Sep 2020, 4:44 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Out visiting folk via a clean and punctual @SW_Help service. Lovely day for a trip by train... https://t.co/czqFzeP6EB

17 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

My mate got drunk at an auction. He can't remember a lot.

16 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

An accountant friend of mine has borrowed six books from me and not given any of them back.  He's an excellent bookkeeper.

15 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

I constantly mix up chutney and pickle. Makes me chuckle.

14 Sep 2020, 11:53 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Internal Market Bill, Second Reading: Ayes: 340 Noes: 263 The Ayes have it. MPs have backed the Bill, backed Boris and backed #Brexit #InternalMarketBill Well said @joymorrissey

14 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

My mate went to our local library and asked if they had any books on floor panels. "No" said the librarian "We keep them on shelves here".

13 Sep 2020, 9:54 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Worth reading if you are one of these new experts in international law... https://t.co/JIFHfy3W02

13 Sep 2020, 3 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Last night I saw a paleontologist sat in a pub talking to what looked like a piece of coal. Think he was carbon dating.

12 Sep 2020, 3 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Just saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre in Daventry. Recognised him straight away - he had his back to the fuchsias.

11 Sep 2020, 6:31 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

It isn’t often you get to make a Ministerial visit to your own constituency, so it was great to go to Tesco’s Daventry distribution centre today and launch a £5 million investment in eco-friendly rail freight services – a vital part of removing congestion from our roads. https://t.co/kq4uBs5BMH

11 Sep 2020, 1:32 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Genuinely big and good news. Congratulations to @trussliz and the whole team. https://t.co/ve8E42TplS

10 Sep 2020, 10:54 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

@2_Adele_2 Adele, Please could you ping me some details to Chris.heatonharris.mp@parliament.uk and I shall try to assist. Thanks. Chris

10 Sep 2020, 9:16 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Perhaps you’d be kind enough to e-mail me details and I will happily try to help. Chris.heatonharris.mp@parliament.uk Thanks. https://t.co/6ggmkjH9rL

10 Sep 2020, 7:13 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Sunset in Berkhamsted... https://t.co/wrgusmKLGA

10 Sep 2020, 6:58 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

18:53 to Northampton pretty quiet this evening. Spotless train running on time and beating all the traffic. Question is which face-covering to wear? https://t.co/zGXOVAzZD5

10 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Police in Daventry are looking for a thief who's been stealing t-shirts in size order. The latest update says he's still at large.

10 Sep 2020, 8:09 a.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

We owe it to all affected by the Stonehaven tragedy to learn every possible lesson. I welcome the publication of today’s report from @networkrail, the first step in helping to build a more robust and resilient rail network in the face of increasing extreme weather events. https://t.co/AykXX51y28

9 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

I’m rubbish at DIY. Just had a load of books fall on my head and I only have my shelf to blame.

8 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Proper punctuation is the difference between a sentence that is well-written and a sentence that is, well, written.

8 Sep 2020, 1:56 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

@_happycactus Perhaps you’d be kind enough to e-mail in and I will. Chris.heatonharris.mp@parliament.uk Thanks.

7 Sep 2020, 5:57 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

@lilyraewesley Please get them to e-mail me and I’ll be happy to help. Chris.heatonharris.mp@parliament.uk Thanks.

7 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The Barman says: “Olive or Twist?"

6 Sep 2020, 3 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

If anyone asks you to spell part backwards today, don’t do it. It’s a trap!

5 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey

5 Sep 2020, 11:39 a.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Blimey, @DawnButlerBrent has only gone and got me completely agreeing with @Andrew_Adonis ! https://t.co/imBddnLMNg

4 Sep 2020, 4:20 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Wow! 3,764,000 for the East Midlands! https://t.co/9QLH4QZEXA

4 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

The number 10210 is just too intense.

3 Sep 2020, 5:08 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Our railways are at the heart of this country’s transport links. Our new collaboration agreement with Transport for the East Midlands ensures local concerns and issues are heard so improvements made for passengers/local communities @EastMidRailway. https://t.co/7ZezMWRWN7

3 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

What did the painter do when he got cold? Put on an extra coat.

2 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

I've forgotten the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500. Am LIVID

1 Sep 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

Just won a year's supply of Marmite. One jar. #controversial

31 Aug 2020, 4 p.m. Chris Heaton-Harris (Conservative - Daventry)

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken. Awesome from @Dadsaysjokes


Chris Heaton-Harris mentioned

Debates

Date Department Forum Title
Thu 10 Sep 2020 Department for Transport Commons Chamber Manchester Piccadilly to Rose Hill Marple Trains
18 speeches (3,542 words)

Found: for Daventry (Chris Heaton-Harris), in particular given his Department’s role as operator of last resort

Publications

Transparency

Date Department Title Type
Sep. 17 2020 Department for Transport Main Page: DfT: annual report and accounts 2019 to 2020
Relevant Document: DfT: annual report and accounts 2019 to 2020 (PDF)
Transparency

Found: been pleased to welcome Chris Heaton-Harris, Andrew Stephenson, Rachel Maclean and Robert Courts

Sep. 17 2020 Department for Transport Main Page: DfT: annual report and accounts 2019 to 2020
Relevant Document: DfT: annual report and accounts 2019 to 2020 (PDF)
Transparency

Found: pleased to welcome Chris Heaton-Harris, Andrew Stephenson, Rachel Maclean and Robert Courts to the team

Tweets

Date Department or MP
4 Sep 2020, 6:16 p.m. Mr William Wragg (Conservative - Hazel Grove)

Today I met with Rail Minister Chris Heaton-Harris, alongside neighbouring MPs, to press Northern to reverse their decision to temporarily suspend services on the Piccadilly-Rose Hill Marple line. I will continue to work for as long as it takes to reverse this decision.. https://t.co/NomvDwmIib

18 Sep 2020, 9:56 a.m. Alex Cunningham (Labour - Stockton North)

The new Guinness Book of records was apparently published this week - and Transport minister Chris Heaton-Harris has set one of is own - he replied to my letter of 9th March today - a wait of six months. Delays in replies are getting beyond ridiculous