(9 months, 1 week ago)
Commons ChamberI absolutely agree. My friendship with the right hon. Member for Staffordshire Moorlands (Dame Karen Bradley) came about because she goes to City, as I do—that is something we talk about—and as does the hon. Member for Crewe and Nantwich (Dr Mullan). In fact, I can name every City fan in Parliament with absolute certainty, and I reckon I could do pretty well at naming everybody’s teams, although not that of the right hon. Member for Tonbridge and Malling (Tom Tugendhat).
Will the hon. Gentleman give way?
I am absolutely shocked that the hon. Gentleman is not an avid follower of the Tonbridge Angels.
There we go. I will resist the temptation to ask the right hon. Member who their left back is, because I think that could expose him.